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＊英単語の上にマウスの載せると日本語の意味が出るよ。
＊黄緑色はテレビ東京の放送ではカットされたシーンです。
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＊英単語の上にマウスの載せると日本語の意味が出るよ。 ＊黄緑色はテレビ東京の放送ではカットされたシーンです。 |
| あらすじ | 生物の先生が失踪し、首なし死体で見つかる。調べるうちに代理で来ている美人の先生に怪しい点が。。。 |
| クイズ | 「どれにしようかな、天の神様のいうとおり、あべべのべ。」ってどう言う？ 答えはこちら。 |
| Dr. Gregory : Their ancestors were here long before we were. Their progeny will be here long after we are gone. The simple and ubiquitous ant. |
| Dr. Gregory : Cut school, get in fights, burn down the gymnasium... Principal Flutie showed me your permanent record.
Buffy : Well, that fire, I mean, there was major extenuating circumstances. Actually, it's, uh, kinda funny! Dr. Gregory : Can't wait to see what you're gonna do here. Buffy : Destructo Girl. That's me. Dr. Gregory : But I suspect it's gonna be great. Buffy : You mean, 'great' in a bad way? Dr. Gregory : You have a first-rate mind and you can think on your feet. Imagine what you could accomplish if you actually did the... Buffy : ...the homework thing. Dr. Gregory : The homework thing. I understand you probably have a good excuse for not doing it. Amazingly enough, I don't care. I know you can excel in this class, and so I expect no less. Is that clear? |
| ★質問★ Destructoが調べがつかなかったのですがweb上では結構使われていました。Destructiveと同じような感じでしょうか。ご存知の方はこちらまで→  |
| Blayne : Girls really gotta have something to go with me.
Xander : Something like a lobotomy? |
| Xander : Well, he's buff! She never said anything about him being buff!
Willow : You think he's buff? Xander : He's a very attractive man! How come that never came up? Buffy : Well! Look who's here! Angel : Hi. Buffy : I'd say it's nice to see you, but then we both know that's a big fib. Angel : I won't be long. Buffy : No, you'll just give me a cryptic warning about some exciting new catastrophe, and then disappear into the night. Right? |
| Xander : Mornin'. Guess what I just heard in the office? No Dr. Gregory today. Ergo, those of us who blew off our science homework aren't as dumb as we look.
Buffy : What happened, is he sick? Xander : They didn't say anything about sick, something about missing. |
| Natalie : The praying mantis is a fascinating creature. Forced to live alone. Who can tell me why? Buffy?
Buffy : Well, the words 'bugugly' kinda spring to mind. Natalie : There is nothing ugly about these unique creatures. The reason they live alone is because they're cannibals! Buffy : Eww! Natalie : Oh, well, it's hardly their fault! It's the way nature designed them: noble, solitary and prolific. Over 1800 species worldwide, and in nearly all of them the female is larger and more aggressive than the male. Blayne : Nothing wrong with an aggressive female. Natalie : The California Mantis lays her eggs, and then finds a mate to fertilize them. Once he's played his part, she covers the eggs in a protective sack and attaches it to a leaf or twig out of danger. Now, if she's done her job correctly, in a few months she'll have several hundred offspring. |
| 【管理人からの一言】 buguglyはBuffyがbutt-uglyをもじって作った言葉なのかと思ったらweb上で実際に使っているサイトがちょっとありました。 |
| Xander : I wonder what she sees in me? It's probably the quiet good looks coupled with a certain smoky magnetism. Miss French. You two're probably a little too young to understand what an older woman would see in a younger man. |
| ★質問★ smokyがよく分かりませんでした。『ダーマ＆グレッグ』でsmoky eyeで「セクシーな（目つき）」という訳になっていたので、ここも同じ意味だと思うのですが辞書等では見つかりませんでした。ちなみに訳は「ミステリアスな」になっていました。「セクシーな」と「ミステリアスな」ってちょっと通じるものがありますね。ご存知の方はこちらまで→ |
| Blayne : Gotta carb up for my one-on-one with Miss French today. When's yours? Oh, right, tomorrow. You came in second, I came in first. Guess that's what they call natural selection.
Xander : Guess it's what they call a rehearsal! |
| Buffy : Angel! He warned me that something was coming.
Giles : Yes. Yes he did, didn't he? I wish I knew what he meant. I've been trying to gather more information about the Master, our, uh, local vampire king. There was one oblique reference to a vampire who displeased the Master and cut his hand off in penance. Buffy : Cut off his hand and replaced it with a fork? Giles : I don't know what he replaced it with. |
| Buffy : Do you know Miss French, the teacher that's subbing for Dr. Gregory?
Giles : Yes. Yes, she's lovely. In a, a common, extremely well proportioned way. Buffy : Well, I'm chasing Claw Guy last night, and Miss Well Proportioned is heading home. The Claw Guy takes one look at her and runs screaming for cover. Giles : He what? Ran away? Buffy : He was petrified. Giles : Of Miss French? Buffy : Uh, huh! So I'm an undead monster that can shave with my hand... How many things am I afraid of? Giles : Not many. And not substitute teachers, as a rule. |
| Mr. Flutie : You were there. You saw Dr. Gregory, didn't you?
Buffy : Um, you mean yesterday in the cafeteria when we found him… Mr. Flutie : Don't say dead or decapitated or decomposing, I'd stay away from D-words altogether. But you witnessed the event, so this way, please. Buffy : Well, no, I'm gonna be late for biology… Mr. Flutie : Extremely late! You have to see a counselor. Everyone who saw the body has to see a crisis counselor. Buffy : But I really don't need… Mr. Flutie : We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if you need a hug, but not a real hug! Because there's no touching. This school is sensitive to wrong touching. |
| Buffy : Any luck?
Giles : I've not found any creature as yet that strikes terror in a vampire's heart. Buffy : Try looking under things that can turn their heads all the way around. Giles : Nothing human can do that. Buffy : No, nothing human. There are some insects that can. Whatever she is, I'm gonna be ready for her. |
| Natalie : Oh, Xander! I've done something really stupid. I hope you can forgive me.
Xander : Oh, forgiveness is my middle name! Well, actually it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with your life. Natalie : I have a teacher's conference in half an hour, and I left the paint and papier-mache at home. I don't suppose you'd like to come to my place tonight to work on it there? |
| Buffy : Dig this: 'The praying mantis can rotate its head 180 degrees while waiting for its next meal to walk by.' Ha! Well, c'mon, guys. Ha!
Willow : Well, Miss French is sort of big for a bug? Giles : And she is, by and large, woman shaped. Buffy : Okay. Factoid 1: Only the praying mantis can rotate its head like that. Factoid 2: A pretty whacked-out vampire is scared to death of her. Factoid 3: Her fashion sense screams predator. Willow : It's the shoulder pads. Buffy : Exactly. Giles : If you're right, then she'd have to be a shape shifter or a perception distorter. On a helpful note, I had a chum at Oxford, Carlyle, advanced degrees in entomology mythology. Buffy : Entomawho? Giles : Bugs and fairy tales. Buffy : I knew that. |
| 【管理人からの一言】 entomologyはヤングスーパーマン 第2話参照。 |
| Buffy : So, how'd it go with Miss French?
Xander : Well, it's a bit demanding being her absolute favorite guy in the universe, but I'll muddle through. |
| Xander : Look, there's nothing I can do about it. Uh, there's just this certain chemical thing between Miss French and me.
Buffy : I know, I read all about it, it's call, um, a pheromone. It's a chemical attractant that insects give off. |
| Natalie : I just need to relax a little, I'm kinda nervous around you. You're probably cool as a cucumber.
Xander : I like cucumbers. Like in that Greek salad thing with the yogurt. Do you like Greek food? I'm exempting Schawarma, of course, I mean, what's that all about? It's a big meat hive. |
| Natalie : Would you like to touch me with those hands?
Xander : Your hands are sss... really... serrated! |
| Giles : I understand, Carlyle. Yes... I'll take every precaution. Uh, absolutely, it sounds exactly like the creature you described. You were right all along about everything. Well, no, you weren't right about your mother coming back as a Pekinese, but... uh... Try to rest, old man. Yes... Ta! Bye now! |
| Giles : Uh, he calls her a She-Mantis. This type of creature, the klepto-virgo, or, or virgin-thief, appears in, in many cultures. The Greek sirens, the Celtic sea maidens, who, who tore the living flesh on the bones of, um...
Buffy : Giles, while we're young! |
| Buffy : Okay, okay, so this thing is breeding and we need to find it and snuff it. Any tips on the snuffing part?
Giles : Uh, Carlyle recommends cleaving all body parts with a sharp blade. Buffy : Slice and Dice. Giles : Well, whatever you do, it had better be certain and swift. This beast is extremely dangerous. Buffy : Well, your buddy Carlyle faced it, and he's still around. Giles : Yes, in a straitjacket, howling his innards out day and night. Buffy : Okay, Admiral, way to inspire the troops! Giles : Sorry… Willow : Xander's not home! He told his mom he was going to his teacher's house to work on a science project. He didn't tell her where. Buffy : (to Willow)See if you can get her address off the substitute rolls. (to Giles) And you need to record bat sonar, and fast! Giles : Bat sonar, right. What? Buffy : Bats eat them. The mantis hears sonar, its entire nervous system goes kaplooey. Giles : Where am I gonna find the… Buffy : In the vid library? There're no books, but it's dark and musty. You'll feel right at home, go! I guess I'll handle the armory. |
| 【管理人からの一言】 kaplooeyはこちらのサイトを参照しました。辞書には出てなかったのですがweb上ではよく使われていました。 |
| Willow : What do we do now?
Giles : Abject prayer and supplication would spring to mind. Buffy : I saw her walking past this park with her grocery bags. She lives in this neighborhood. |
| Buffy : Remember Dr. Gregory? You scarfed his head? Yeah, well, he taught me, you do your homework, you learn stuff. Like what happens to your nervous system when you hear this!
Tape : ...extremely important to file not simply alphabetically… Buffy : Giles! Giles : It's the wrong side! |
| Giles : I'd say it's deceased.
Willow : And dissected. |
| Willow : I'm really glad you're okay. It's so unfair how she only went after virgins.
Xander : What? Willow : I mean, here you guys are, doing the right thing, the smart thing, when a lot of other boys your age… Blayne : Flag down on that play, babe. I am not... Giles : Well, you see, that's the She-Mantis' modus operandi. Uh, she only preys on the pure. Xander : Well, isn't this a perfect ending to a wonderful day! |
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